I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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