Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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