What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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