i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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