Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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