I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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