My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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