party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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