Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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