Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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