the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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