Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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