my vag is so smooth its legendary
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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