I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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