Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
one might say we're banned from that church
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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