Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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