his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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