I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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