He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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You are the jesus of drinking
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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