he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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