You work out of a Hotel?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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