He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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