Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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