never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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