There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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