I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
When are your genitals available?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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