Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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