quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
why do cheetos always look like penises
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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