Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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