I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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