Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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