There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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