he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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