yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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