he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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