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• (1-917): View more from New York City

  you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

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  oh thats it?

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.

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