Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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