so explain again why im purple
no
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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