I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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