oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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