So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
there is puke in my bra ... again
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