Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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