The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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