theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Mom said you looked used
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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