12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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