Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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