spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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