i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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