if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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