I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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